@buzz … you get the date or you get the features. Not necessarily both.
@buzz I’ve only been in one shop that practices agile really well. Most want all features on a certain date. To me agile means… 1/2
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@StevenJV @StephenKing @stevenbjohnson @KFahrni Sure it has rankings! It’s on the list. Thanks, Steven.
@flyosity Trumps version would be “This has been so hard on me, ma’am. You know I won the election by a bigger margin than anyone in history? I did.”
@film_girl I’m a big fan of the Surface Pro. If I need a Windows box for anything in the future it’s high on the list. Great hardware.
@JohnFugelsang McCain’s like “Pfffft, I got this.” t.co/Fh9k0y0sb… 
@adamcbest @Kaepernick7 Don’t forget he led the Niners to a Super Bowl. So, add playoff experience to that resume. Floored he wasn’t signed.
@StevenJV @StephenKing @stevenbjohnson I’ll go look at your GoodReads profile. We do not lack reading material. @KFahrni is a book destroyer.
@OnlyInBOS Oh, good to know. 👍🏼
@cocoadog I’m in that boat right now. Half read book started in 2012!
“We have a pathological liar in the White House, unfit intellectually, emotionally, and psychologically to hold this office”
@StevenJV @StephenKing @stevenbjohnson Thanks, Steven!
@jaredhardy Thanks, Jared!
@jaredhardy I like audio books. They’re great for my drive to Fresno. 😀
@gte 44.
I think I need to read a book once in a while. I haven’t read anything in years. That’s pathetic. 😔
@davegillaspy @marcoarment Apple definitely wants you to use and iPad instead of a crusty, old, fat laptop.
Dear Journalists,
Please allow me to write tomorrow’s headline for you.
“President Trump is a lying sack of shit.”
You’re welcome.
Dear Twitter and Apple. Please use Slack’s emoji text syntax for adding emoji to stuff. I keep trying to do it. Thank you.
“easier than using the laptop and the stupid keyboard” - Coworker using his new 15in MacBook Pro keyboard.
@laurenduca DEAR LORD GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE!
@STLDanni I’m so sorry, Danni.
@jagreenwood Nifty, I didn’t know that.